Quote of the Short

This page will show off my favorite quote in each Gravity Falls short. Here they are, in broadcast order:

Get this on tape in case I die or whatever. - Dipper, about to fight the monster

Soos, I will pay you to put your shirt back on. - Stan

...me and my team of expert... - Dipper about himself and Soos

Oh no, I...dropped my wallet. It's over to your right there. Your right side. Could you maybe turn around and... - Dipper to the Lefty Robot

Do you want more Bear-O? Let your voice be heard! Write: Mabel Pines c/o Mystery Shack Gravity Falls - Mabel's sign

Dipper's captions:

Manly Dan - lumberjack / punching enthusiast

Lazy Susan - waitress / smells like onions

Grunkle Stan - great uncle / mediocre boss

This will limit your dating pool to widows, lady plumbers, and convicts. - Mabel about Stan's score of 3/5

Wha--? How'd I get here? - Soos after Mabel edited him in

I'm Stan and I was wrong. I'm singin' the... - Stan shaving

and in a close second,

I'd be pretty mad at you girls. If I didn't look so fantastic. - Stan after his flash makeover

Join us next week when we'll be doing Mabel's Guide to Apologizing to Your Great-Uncle. - Mabel

Right down to my actual cat whiskers that the doctors can't explain! - Toby Determined, describing how his caticature fit him

You bet your life they are baby! - Soos, when asked if nitrous boosters are illegal

You've joined forces with Mabel. This is an unsettling development. - Stan to Soos

But I'm turnin' my life around by turnin' around the lives of those around me around. - Gideon, from prison

Uh uh, no no, bippity bop ka-zow! I can't be pressured no way, no how! - "Craig" (Blubs)

I do the same though. - Soos about drinking popcorn butter

Serves me right for building an escape ramp. - the carny