10. Put up your Dukes, you bald fiend!
9. As president of these several United States, I hereby order you to pretend none of this ever happened! And- and go on a delightful vacation.
8. And then he chased me around and spanked me with a paddle for like, three hours! Bottom line, George Washington was a jerk.
7. Wood! My age-old enemy. In order to get out of here, this is going to take the silliest plan ever conceived!
6. It's less than worthless, my boy. Trembley away!
5. No sir! I ate a salamander and jumped out the window!
4. By Jefferson! We seem to be trapped in some sort of... crate-shaped box!
3. Well, we didn't fit through the hole. Let's rebuild the box and try again!
2. Children, I am needed elsewhere. Just know that I'll always be right here... on the $-12 bill.
And number 1...
This... this is a dark day for America.
