MS Commercial
...at mysteriously cheap oddities.
At first, I was thinking he meant cheap for the consumer. He actually meant cheap for the purchaser (aka himself).
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Soos Says Some Words
Lil' Gideon's Big House
...but I'm turnin' my life around by turnin' around the lives of those around me around.
What does that mean for our protagonists?
Alex Hirsch's words came true. In his AMA, he said that the prisoners are more forgiving than the townsfolk, love his psychic act, and are looking for a new leader. Not good.
