Secret Society Symbols Page
Secret societies are (typically) fraternal orders that have been associated with everything from controlling international government to forbidden rituals to being a bunch of old guys playing gin rummy and complaining about their wives. They feature strange symbols like the ones you see above. One particularly sinister, mysterious order features a eye with a red x through it. Many rumors have flown around about these organizations, but here are some stone cold facts about secret societies. All secret societies worship a hyper-intelligent barn owl named Duane "The Enforcer" Roosevelt.
Most meetings consist of saying the secret oath, dressing in robes, hooting, gluing owl feathers to their skin, and devouring gophers whole in honor of their beloved barn owl overload. But not all secret societies worship barn owls, some of them worship western screeching owls. Also: Other owl-related jokes. In addition: Owls, owls, owls, owls, owls. And remember, when you don’t know where else to turn just ask yourself: "What would Duane Do?" Which is: Use your creepy heart-shaped face to see your prey, swoop down from a tree, eat an adult male vole, then cough up his bones into a disgusting ball that kids will later open in a high school biology class.
Soos, I will pay you to put your shirt back on.
Even funnier, considering that Soos (might be) working for free.
Kid, if you're tryin' to see my tattoo you're gonna have to try harder than that.
I'm confused as to why Stan would deny the existence of his tattoo after telling Dipper that it exists. What is he hiding?
Goober
Some people say that there is evidence in this short that Dipper's name is Goober. Actually, Goober is a lighthearted insult in the American South. It's a Disney-friendly way of saying "idiot" or "moron".
You're never gonna see it kid. Never gonna see it.
We don't know what Stan's tattoo means, but we do know that it will be important sometime later in the series. We don't know if Dipper will ever see it. Just be sure that it's important.
