This page will show off my favorite quote in each episode. Here they are, in broadcast order:
Soos! The portable toilets are clogged again! - Stan
The Legend of the Gobblewonker
Aw, dude, I don't know what I expected that to taste like. - Soos about fish food
It's covered in my blood, sweat, tears, and other fluids. - Mabel about Wax Stan
Are you sniffing my hair? - Mabel to Gideon
I am pretending to write something down. - what Dipper wrote down during Mabel and Wendy's dance party
Your heart's on fire and the fire is in your heaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart! - singer in Training Mix
I think we all knew we were lying. - Tyrone
In fact, I myself will be shot as soon as the filming is complete. ... No? Oh, well, that's a relief. - guy in Trembley film
Top 10 Quentin Trembley quotes
Wait...why does it smell so bad in here? - Mabel in the port-a-potty
That guy's got, like, a black belt wrapped around his black belt. - Soos about Rumble
Top 10 Rumble McSkirmish Quotes
Oh hi Gideon. I've been looking for someone to test out my new mirror maze. Then again, you're an idiot. That's the end of the sentence. - Stan
That sort of takes the fun out of trick or treat or die. - Mabel
That man is a self-centered attention hog with no regard for human decency. ... Get him on TV! - an unnamed man about Stan
Bottomless Pit - Soos' Really Great Pinball Story (Is that a good title? Do they have to be like, puns or whatever?)
Naw, that's the normal amount of green lightning. - Soos
The Deep End (tie)
And remember to be on alert for random wildfires! - Toby Determined
Nice to meet you. Also, I think I am dying. - Mermando
"Don't eat me! I'm a man trapped in a pig's body!" "That's what they all say!" - Soos and McGucket
Boyz Crazy (tie)
Not the girl sittin' next to you, but you. - Deep Chris, stating why Sev'ral Timez performs
Road safety laws, prepare to be ignored! - Stan
He's a fat, naked jerk. - Stan about Waddles
"More moving?" "Yes! I love motion!" - Xyler and Craz
Grappling hook! - Mabel after saving herself and Dipper
Please, please. Boo harder! - Stan about Gideon
Aah. My face is being eaten a lot. - Chadley
I don't know, we'd have to break in and... just kidding, let's break in! - Stan
Who would sacrifice everything they've worked for just for their dumb sibling? - Bipper to Mabel
and in a close second...
Our intermission has begun! Mill about! - Grenda
We're taking you where romance lives and fashion styles die. To the mall! - Mabel to Soos
(Abaconings) Don't touch that dial, truckers, cause the Hogg just ate it! - Mabel about Waddles
(Clay Day) Let's escape by standing still! - Soos
Looky, fellers! It's those words what people call me! - McGucket
"Hey, turns out I can mute him." - "Man, I wish we'd known that earlier." - Lolph and Dundgren
Ask about our steak dinner! We don't have one! - the menu at Greasy's Diner
Hey. Look where we're standing. - Dipper to Pacifica
